Blonde

@Eatonlynch

A blonde comes running into a police station and says "Hello police somebody just stole my car!"then one of the police said did you get a picture of the thief?" "No but I got the registration number".

@Eatonlynch

marry a blonde What's the advantage of being married to a blonde. You can park in handicapped zones..

@keiramia

Q . What should you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you.... A. Pick it up, take the pin out and throw it back Hahaha (; follow me...?.

@keiramia

2 blondes go on holiday to Disneyland Florida, whilst driving there they came across a sign sayin 'disneyland Florida left' so both the blondes turned the car around and burst into tears ...

@JoshSorensen

Joke

A blonde was passing by in her car and she spotted another blonde in a boat, trying to row her way back to the road.

@K17Kat

Tv

A blonde goes into a shop and says " I would like to buy that TV" but the shop keeper says " Sorry no can do" she says "why" he says "because your blonde" with that he leaves.

@Eatonlynch

Drivers License

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License. A: Because she got an "F" in sex. -Daniel.

@Fadyhatta

God I Love Blondes :D

A couple were driving around in a car one morning, The husband told his blonde wife to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.