A blonde was passing by in her car and she spotted another blonde in a boat, trying to row her way back to the road. The blonde in the car pulled over, stuck out her head and shouted to the other blonde,
" Hey! What are you doing out there you idiot?! You give us blondes a bad name! You're a disgrace! I would go over there and slap you myself, but I can't swim."
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