Drivers License

@robohobo

Classic

Just been reminded of a classic from the wife. When she was asked about the new baby monitor we had just brought.

@ashhxx

My Jokes

Blonde blonde blonde that was the joke.

@Time4Life

A clever Blondie, a dumb Blondie, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, found 1 dollar. Which of them took it.

@aalivia

A blonde walks into an electronics store and asks one of the staff, "Can I buy that TV please?" and the man replies "I don't serve blondes" so she left and bought a brunette wig.

@rjkbars

Car Dealer

Blond buys a new car. The next day she takes it back and says "my blinker's broken." "How is it broken asks the dealer?" "It keeps flashing on and off!".

@Eatonlynch

Capital

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them. " Her friend said, "O. K. then, what's the capital of France.

@Eatonlynch

Mind Telling Me The Time?

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now. "WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM.

@Eatonlynch

Blonde And A Helicopter

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash. A: She got cold and turned off the fan..