A blonde comes running into a police station and says "Hello police somebody just stole my car!"then one of the police said did you get a picture of the thief?" "No but I got the registration number"
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Hi I'm 11 and Please follow me for jokes,poems,story and quotes .(the person in the picture is my little brother)And I also like G.A.A and tennis and sometimes soccer and love reading - Daniel
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