A dumb blonde went to visit a doctor." doctor I don't know why, but my whole body hurts!" she said confused. She touched her leg " ouch oooooooouch" she said in pain. With that she touched her ear." oooooouch . Doctor, Can u help me?" " I don't think its you are sore all over...." " well what is it?" she asked impatiently. " .... It's not u! Your finger is Broken!"
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Why do blondes wear underwear. To keep their ankles warm..
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet. The 1984 hide and seek champion!.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. (Anon) ...J S Kay....
A couple were driving around in a car one morning, The husband told his blonde wife to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
A blonde comes running into a police station and says "Hello police somebody just stole my car!"then one of the police said did you get a picture of the thief?" "No but I got the registration number".
marry a blonde What's the advantage of being married to a blonde. You can park in handicapped zones..
Q . What should you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you.... A. Pick it up, take the pin out and throw it back Hahaha (; follow me...?.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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