Sleepy Wife

@iPuss

Russian Lady

There's a sexy lady who is Russian. Men whistled, she tried to hush' em. She pulled down their smalls. She stomped on their balls. She damn near tried to crush 'em!.

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@Burrfoot

My Name

Out into the world I was shoved By several strangers all gloved Mum took one look Closed the naming book And said 'David you are beloved'.

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@Burrfoot

Jobby Nappy

My beautiful little baby Bay I love you in every way But a nappy so green The worst I've ever seen Please no more jobbies today!!.

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@Burrfoot

Drunk Burr #1

I'm not a mouth, I'm not a tout But there's some things that will out Secret whispers and spin In the end will not win There's more in life to worry about.

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@brownowl2012

Fiona - Fair/beautiful

Fair is this beautiful lass, Inside and outside surpass. Only problem you see, Not a word here fits me... And so here forms an awkward impasse. ©brownowl2012 For Opuss daily challenge 1.

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@Diddle

HW

There once was a man in a boat He wasn't a wearing a coat With a splish and a splash And a great mighty crash The boat was no longer afloat. (I know its not good, but wanted to share).

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@ClaireTilley

Faceless

I wander the hall Crying to myself. You see the tears fall But you keep walking. Is there anyone out there. I know you hear the screaming. You stop and stare, But quickly move on by. Nobody even...

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@MelchiorJ13

Camels and Llamas

Camel and llama, Both met in a sauna, To discuss the wonders of flight, They fell asleep talking long into the night, While feigning Polish melodrama..

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