@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #39

All the best things in life are free. Like Opuss!.

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@hallofrumors

Pirated Films

NEWS: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of dollars a year." What site are they using. It's free for me..

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@hallofrumors

Four Food Groups

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate..

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@Danny714

Eat Fresh

You know how Subways slogan is, eat fresh. Well sometimes I feel uncomfortable getting my meatball sub in there sometimes. Damn slogan. Lol.

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@nikujagagirl

Another random quote of my dad

"The Irish: we don't tan, we burn.".

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@nikujagagirl

Super funny Russian quote!

Why does the rooster sing all his life. Because he has lots of wives but not a single mother-in-law!.

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@ponyo

Let Us All Take A Moment...

Let's us all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly ;).

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@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #32

I know I should hate you, But you just have such a way with words!.

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