Wrapping Anyone?

Finished my Christmas shopping today,
I've even bought myself something to play,
Now to the job of wrapping,
When I've done that ill be clapping,
Anyone volunteering to do it for me,
I'm skint now though so it'll have to be for free,
Can offer a brew and a load of cake,
The wrappings going to take ages for god sake,
No need to apply or do a crb,
If your willing and able then ill be happy,
Don't want nothing fancy just the presents to be covered,
And lots of Sellotape the gifts should be smothered,
Ill even write the tags,
And put them in nice bags,
I know you've all got your own to do,
But if you like wrapping please do mine too,
Many thanks,
In advance,
Sam :)