One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind, the other couldn't see, so they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, a lame man went to shout 'hurray.'
A paralyzed donkey passed on by, kicked the blind man in the eye. Knocked them through a nine inch wall, into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf police man heard the noise, and came to arrest the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man who saw it to.
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