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Balls ⚽

King Assad is offering another all inclusive holiday in Syria. All you have to do is sort his balls out for him. He wants to know which is the odd one out. His decision is final. Due to some domestic problems within your hotel please can the winner be prepared to travel at a moments notice.

Good luck :-

Big balls, iron balls, fire balls, chicken balls, pork balls, tennis balls, medicine balls, snow balls, small balls, squash balls, cheese balls, meat balls, snot balls, fish balls, footballs, fur balls, rugby balls, hairy balls, metal balls, shaven balls, cock and balls, croquet balls, racquet balls, spunky balls, frozen balls, sweaty balls, small balls, dogs balls, suck my balls, hockey balls, burst balls, flat balls, black balls, painful balls, grease balls, sore balls, kick in the balls, aching balls, love balls, great balls of fire, empty balls, heavy balls, bouncy balls, American footballs, baseballs, muff balls, basketballs, glass balls, eyeballs, leather balls, school balls, graduation balls, dung balls, boulle balls, cricket ball, bowling balls, snooker balls, volley balls, lacrosse balls, turkey balls, crystal balls, odd balls, fuzzy balls, spit balls, spotty balls, wrinkly balls, huge balls, rubber balls, tuna balls, bag of balls, roller balls, golden balls, no balls, lick my balls, moth balls, glass balls, pin balls, aniseed balls, roulette balls, melon balls, squeaky balls, smelly balls, fish balls, marble balls, soap balls, lottery balls, horses balls, stone balls, hand balls, fat balls, wax balls, fluff balls, golf balls, stuffing balls, light balls, rice balls, china balls, disco balls, coloured balls, cedar balls...

beergrylles

@beergrylles

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Comments & Feedback (2)

Golden balls is Beckham? 😘

@sjw that won't get you on your hollies I'm afraid, get yourself off to bed, it's something that you can look forward to doing in the morning ! 🙆

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