Limerick

@oli2000

Limerick

There once was a boy called Oli Who was a bit off his trolly. He took loads of drugs And befriended the thugs And that was the end of Oli:( ***Not my real life***.

@bookworm28

There was a young lady of Tottenham Who had no manners or else she'd forgotten em' At Tea with the Vicar She whipped off her knickers Because, she replied, she felt ot' in em'.

@TheShinn

Botany

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour His dick was a flower And his balls were covered in weeds.

@nollaigdream

Bunny

Me am a little bunny, Me hop and skip and runny Me trained to kill With bunny powered will And a tiny bunny sized gunny.

@dspratt484

Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket, but his wife named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. .

@dspratt484

Limerick

There once was a man from Ealing, In his stomach he had a terrible feeling, But the sign on the door, Said don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling!.

@clementallen

Billy Limerick

There was a boy called billy with a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only five foot four..

@Stenataar

Hungary Horse

There was an old man from Torbay, Who's hair was coloured like hay. It was thick and quite scratchy, And on top a bit patchy, Where a horse had eaten lunch one day..