Free drinks

I use to have a girlfriend, her name was Hayley. She looked like a dude, but she was so sweet. She had an awesome personality, just like me. I remembered we were hanging out and left the house for energy drinks. We bought some bawls and decided to head back. On our way there, we saw a big fat guy riding a bike. We thought it was funny so we asked him whats up. He said he was having issues riding because he was carrying a big box of alcohol. We smiled at eachother with our piercings and sharp looking teeth. He told us it was free. We took the booze from his bike and came back to the house. When we were walking we laughed at the whole thing. We were so happy that we dranked the whole box. We were so drunk. I was out of my mind. She was out of it. The whole thing got too kinky. I went to bed and woke up with a hangover with hardly any effects. I wondered if it was all real so i tried getting out of bed and fell to the floor. I looked up and saw that i was surrounded by cans..