@peaches

Confessions Of A GP

As those of you who have had the misfortune of having your bottom examined by the doctor will know whats expected. Apparently things are done differently in Bulgaria.

@desorton

Know For Next Time

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught..

@akisri

If 'All the world's a stage', we are desperately unrehearsed. - Anonymous.

@BenBrimage

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman.

@subjectxen

CAPS LOCK

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!.

@kcvsing

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..

@JadedRobyn

Happiness

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go Oscar Wilde.

@faruc

Bro Code #2

A bro is entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.