A Paragraph Taken From A Play I Started Writing Many Moons Ago.

Jonathan : well I do enjoys our little chats, you seem to know exactly what I want to say. (Man starts to look around puzzled, Jonathan takes no notice of him) like you see that coat stand over there? Like me, you would know that that coat stand is disreportionable to the size of a regular modern day coat. Which INFACT has increased over the space of four and a third years because where one would think it was climate change, it was in fact the popularity of the material poly cotton, which is funny because its larger really, 18% larger.