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Life Lever

I'm red with rage and furious
Who the fuck do they think they are?
I pace around this kitchen
Wearing anger's ugly scar.

I've held it in for far too long
To be the 'bigger man'
But I been shat on once too often
Now, so here's the plan.

Step 1: take crowbar from the shed,
Step 2: tear hole in day
Step 3: fix crowbar in the hole
Step 4: flush gits away.

I've made a lever in our world
For those who cause us pain
Just yank on life's lever,
And they're flushed into life's drain.

Them who rob you in the street
Flush 'em down life's drain
Those whose tender wife they beat
Flush 'em down life's drain
Those who babies they mistreat
Flush 'em down life's drain
Those who cheat the elderly
Flush 'em down life's drain
Those who trash you carelessly
Flush 'em down life's drain
Those who bully incessantly
Flush 'em down life's
drain
Those who offer cruelty
Flush 'em down life's drain
Hear my call -
Fuck em all
And flush 'em down the drain!

wolfie

@wolfie

The Octoberman. All I need is a bottle of Talisker, a keyboard and you. Facebook: Nikarkham www.nikarkham.co.uk

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We need this. All those people I could get rid off...

Oh if only.. Good stuff nik πŸ‘πŸ˜Š

@rachrocksdotcom @leelee101 I'm working on it... Between bouts of swearing

That beats the hell out of a better mousetrap!

Maybe it's the angry b***h in me, but I am having comedic images of certain people's faces contorting in horror and surprised, whirling around and around, as they are 'flushed' from our society!!! πŸ˜πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜± πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This needs to be law! ☺

πŸ‘Š I had fun imagining this. If only we could!

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@ckahn @RichWithey let's do it!

@MrsS I'm empathising with the angry bitch aspects of life tonight

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