My Mate

Oi listen up! i'll tell ya 'bout My Mate, got it?

'Cos 'e's a bruiser, cruiser, never gonna lose ya,
Proper big Geeza, sort ya when 'e sees ya,
Lives on Scottie 'cept when 'e's not 'e,
Might be on Greatie, me an' my mate 'e,
Stays at mine when the sun don't shine,
Jus' keep outa line (an' you'll be fine).

'is big sista (don't call 'er mister)!,
Take ya apart if ya try an' act 'ard,
'Cos She's a Lady, ain't no maybe,
Like 'er Big Brother she don't take bother,
Don't cum near anytime this year.
An' Don't bring yer bollix 'ere, less ya wan' 'em on a plate hear?

When we're tagether, boozin' down the Feaver,
Place gets sorted well 'fore it oughta,
Don't play games when ya pays respec's,
Dazza see ya right (an' 'e don't need specs'),
Just stay on the outside (never on 'is blind side),
Don't play no tricks 'cos 'e's a psychik.

'Cos 'e's a bruiser, cruiser never gonna lose ya,
Proper big geezer, do ya when 'e sees ya,
Lives on Scottie, 'cept when 'e's not 'e,
Might be on Greatie, me an' my mate 'e,
Stays at mine when the sun don't shine,
Stay outa line ('n' you'll be just fine).

'E did time, 'e's got some 'istory,
'Ow 'e stays sane its just a bloody myst'ry,
Don't call 'im Les 'cos that's outa bounds,
If ya do 'e'll find ya (put ya underground),
One last thing you really should knows,
Around 'is daughta 'e loves 'er an' it shows.

'Cos 'e's a bruiser, cruiser,
Never gonna lose ya,
Proper Big Geezer, do ya when 'e sees ya,
Lives on Scottie, 'cept when 'e's not 'e,
Might be on Greatie, me an' my mate 'e,
Stays at mine an' for me that's fine.