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Opuss Side Effects

Since joining this superb and unique community I have noticed some changes in my life. Some are mysterious, some are a little odd. Here they are.

1. Since I joined there has been a marked decrease in the number of mice in my household (I am a country dweller).

2. Oddly, I now enjoy lots of milk in my diet (before I only took milk in my tea).

3. I have suddenly realised I love fish. (Previously, if it wasn't pre-packaged pulp, I avoided it).

4. I wander out more at night and, alarmingly, my vision at night is markedly better than during the day.

5. I now enjoy climbing, and am indeed becoming proficient at tree climbing. Though I often need assistance in coming back down to ground level.

6. I nap often, and unlike before, I now enjoy curling up in front of my fire.

7. I have discovered a propensity for athletics and my flexibility has shot through the roof.

8. My whiskers now grow alarmingly fast.

9. I stare at others for no apparent reason.

10. Cats, which previously avoided me like the plague, now gather at my feet, and follow me when I am out and about.

These are most alarming changes in my life which defy explanation. Perhaps a member of our community can assist?

yowwa

@yowwa

As you slide down the Bannister of life, be aware you're gonna pick up a few splinters in the arse along the way.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is brilliant!!!! πŸ’šπŸ±πŸ’šπŸ±πŸ’šπŸ±

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ u r a 🐱

Lol, nice one. Can't help though I'm afraidπŸ˜ƒ

Have the neighbours shooed u away yet for spraying?🐱

@naaviie no. Opuss is brilliant. But love you for your generous remark.

@leelee101 yes mate. I'm afraid I'm quite mad πŸ‘

@Stablish cheers my man.

@tetti2 no. I'm too fast for them now. πŸ˜‰

Tish tosh, this is clever and I stick by my comment 😜

@naaviie then I thank you for your kindness. πŸ˜‰

Woof! Woof! Woof! That shock you back to normal

@VikingHorn ha ha. I didn't mention did I. I now get chased by dogs. Ha ha. Love it. Thanks a lot for that one. πŸ‘

Brilliant πŸ‘

@brownowl2012 you're so kind. Honestly. I really appreciation your comments. Thanks a lot. πŸ˜‰

Haha, well done kitty! πŸ‘πŸ±πŸ±

@crowncottage thank you so much. πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

@crowncottage and thank you for my RP. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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