Pewdiepie

@iPuss

How Odd?

A pathological liars sincerity....?.

@priyashashri

When a bull dog marries a shitzu you get bullshit. Hahaha.

@priyashashri

Went to the doctor today, found out I was born with too much awesomenes. Most common side affect, an over abundance of HATERS. Turns out I'm gonna survive..

@OllieBoyne

Dyslexia

"I put the 'sexy' in Dyslexia".

@stuff_n_fluff

Mushu

“A loser. How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard. Then who's the loser?” - Mushu.

@priyashashri

Teacher- you've made so many careless mistakes on this test!. Me- no, I'm pretty sure the mistakes were careful. No reply from teacher..

@XxFaithxX

"Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." - Will Smith.

@TheCookieMonster

I'm not weird. Babe, I'm limited edition..