Worrying Is Stupid

@ktwynne

i never lost a game, i just ran out of time..

@RemusLupin

How Drunk Were You?

-You took your sock off, gave it to a short guy, and said "here Dobby you're free". -You congratulated a potato on his part in Toy Story. -You were in my fireplace yelling "DIAGON ALLEY!".

@33Guetta78

"OMG I love One Direction!" Jeff, eat a snickers. You're gay when you're hungry..

@lilbarahona99

Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in the world there's some idiot pulling on a door that says "PUSH".

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Americans are good at herding Bison. The end." Jeremy Clarkson.

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Poisson... d'aeroplane...?" Alan Davies, when asked on QI what 'flying fish' is in French.

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"This is the first time in my lifetime that Irish people are able to go: 'What. You're going to England. It's full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We've no terrorists at all.

@beeglebuzz

That's Not Offensive...

Some guy in our class said this (actually he shouted it, attracting a few teachers): "I'm not a homophobe, you dirty faggot!" Not offensive in the slightest....