@33Guetta78

"OMG I love One Direction!" Jeff, eat a snickers. You're gay when you're hungry..

@lilbarahona99

Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in the world there's some idiot pulling on a door that says "PUSH".

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Americans are good at herding Bison. The end." Jeremy Clarkson.

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Poisson... d'aeroplane...?" Alan Davies, when asked on QI what 'flying fish' is in French.

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"This is the first time in my lifetime that Irish people are able to go: 'What. You're going to England. It's full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We've no terrorists at all.

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Ferrari is so pleased with it, they've named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That'd be the same as Lotus calling their next car...

@A_random_meg

Going To Fridge

I enjoy long romantic Walks to the fridge..

@RemusLupin

How Drunk Were You?

-You took your sock off, gave it to a short guy, and said "here Dobby you're free". -You congratulated a potato on his part in Toy Story. -You were in my fireplace yelling "DIAGON ALLEY!".