"You have been charged with breaking and entering, destruction of property and homicide. Does the defendant have anything to say?"
The guilty man slowly rose and faced the judge.
"How many times do I have to say it." he began, "it was just a snail!
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I love the idea of being taken on some epic journey. Since time travel hasn't been invented, I'll stick to stories :)
Hey i just met u And this is crazy Heres my llama So call me maybe And all the other goats Will try to chase me So heres my llama And it has raibies.
My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm.
I had built a massive airship and I was installing some cannons as firepower. I got it working perfectly, so I gradually made my way up the TNT scale, since I had Mo-Explosives.
First, flap your wings. Then jump off a cliff. THEN FLY..
Once upon a time is a rubbish start. Okay, Here we go... In an apocalyptic wasteland... Lived a small furry brown creature called mr.Snub.
Hospitality often delves into the realms of comedy. An episode of faulty towers is never a stone throw away from the reality. A complaint. The end of the world is neigh.
She found the perfect little black dress in a tiny shop on the edge of town. It made her small bits look big and her big bits look small; it was the kind of garment a girl could fall for.
When I was 5 years old. My dad only once always say to me before I go to bed, " Don't let the bed bugs bite." And then, I would start crying, scared that bugs might creep into my room, and bite me..
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