Yours Sincerely

Eyes, you are banned
From seeing anymore.
I am sick of these heart skips,
At every slam of every door.

Ears, no more listening
Out for pretty voices.
It just makes things difficult,
And gives me two many choices.

Mouth, just shut up,
No one cares what you say,
Charming all those people
Doesn't get you anywhere, anyway.

Thumbs, kindly desist,
That's enough of your texting.
Especially when drunk,
That only leads two sexting.

Heart, I hear your point,
Yep, fair enough,
I know it's my fault
That you've had it rough.

I will have nothing more to do with this,
You are all insane.
Come back when you return two your senses.
Yours sincerely, the Brain.