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Sleepover

The girls are in the room next door
They've ate the lot but now want more
Up all night gossiping
and giggling
Talking about what kissing a boy would bring.

Outside closed door, a little brother cries
Can't get in no matter what he tries.
Forbidden to hear his sister's chatter,
He can't understand, what is the matter?

The time has come for me to do my bit
This sleepover has been a hit
But my duty as father of the host
Is to embarrass her the most.

It's time to interrupt the talk of crushes
Walk right in with brother and cause some blushes
Start to bust a move to their modern hits
Wearing my pinny showing lady bits.

Burrfoot

@Burrfoot

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Haha! Right on brother! πŸ‘πŸ˜Š

Just what my dad did when I was younger!! 😱

Wicked!!my life 2 minus wee brother & pinny!!my sons older but doesn't stop us 'embarrassing parents' doing what we were born to do!!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

@sjw & much to my daughters embarrassment hubby does it right now lol!! It's in our parenthood genes I sayπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘ brilliantly written burr!!😊

@qualified2dream lol! My dad would promise not to embarrass me, and he always did! Plus I had 3 older brothers wanting to gatecrash, I think they were the main reason my friends loved sleepovers at mine looking back on it lmao! x

@leelee101 @sjw lol got to pass these things down the generations! I've now been barred though πŸ˜‚

@qualified2dream thanks, all about building memories of laughs πŸ‘

See my dad just says nothing and scares them all, mum's the embarrassing one with the pinny and the baby photos! πŸ˜–

@Delilah haha, baby photos are a fav.. We save time and have the embarrassing ones on the hall wall!

@Burrfoot oh no mum just magically produces ten from her person and shows Fat Baby Delilah asleep with drool coming down her chin haha

@Burrfoot do u mind if I use the title but it won't be nothing like your story :)

@bethyboo32 not a problem πŸ‘

@Burrfoot thank you

Hahahaha! How can I be 22 and STILL have a dad that embarrasses me?! This made me laugh, awesome. πŸ˜„πŸ’šπŸ‘

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hilarious

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