@Bwanadik

I stopped wearing a nappy at four. Unfortunately I shit my pants at quarter past..

@Bwanadik

I got a signet ring stuck on my finger today. Last time I do that to a baby swan..

@albisher

A Sexy Police Woman with Notepad in Hand Says to Drunk Man. 'Anything You Say Will be Taken Down'. Man Replies: Your Panties..

@Bwanadik

My kids keep on taking the piss out my Alzheimer's. Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire..

@were

Omg

If my parents knew I read these jokes... *shudder*.

@Lushee

Lol

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out so you sit there clapping, like a retarded seal ....

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #23

Me: GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?. >:( My friend: Lol, PMS. XD.

@NEKOANGEL3120

Girl comes in Boy blushes and grins Girl grins and blows a kiss Both kiss passionately and sexually Girl turns out to be a boy Boy turns out to be a girl Both: SHIT 0_0"!.