You said you were shaking
In your Eatondale boots
At the thought of what I'd brew up next
(Me and Mr. Strings are in cahoots)
But I'm afraid I have to disappoint
Like a Stilton that's not blue,
See I've nothing left up my cheese,
Funny but it's true.
And so I bow so humbly
To the Cheesy King
With the most varied mental smorgasbord
I have ever seen.
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Comments & Feedback (13)
@leelee101 no I slid down a mucky grassy hill in them and had to soak them in the basin with StainDevils ๐
Awe, so graceful in defeat - such admiral effort Daring D! Sorry your sidekick was so useless in her cheese knowledge, I just laughed from the sidelines ๐
@naaviie back to the D-Den with you! You're grounded for not leaping to my defence ๐๐๐ hehe thanks m'dear, we'll just pretend you have lactose intolerance ๐@MelchiorJ13 you truly were superior. I salute you ๐๐๐
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