'Darling, are you decent?'
'No mum, don't come in!'
'Oh well look at you!
Half naked, what a sin.
Now I don't see why you're complaining,
Making such a fuss my dear.
We're both made exactly the same
Only you're a bit more pudgy, just here.
Now, will you be here for tea
This weekend may I ask?
It's just we're having sausage casserole.
No, I didn't think you'd pass.
My, this place IS a mess
How on earth can you move?
Do tidy up, dear
Before you put me in a mood.
Now, give me your uniform
So I can wash it for next week.
What's that? Fine I'll turn around.
Promise I won't peek.
Oh wait, now I come to think of it...'
'Mum! Turn around! Please!'
'Goodness dear, you haven't grown at all!
Are you sure your cup size's C?'
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