A young man moved into a new flat and went to the lobby to put his name on the postbox. Whilst there, an attractive young lady comes out of the flat next to the postboxes, wearing a dressing gown. The man smiles at the woman, who starts a conversation with him. They talk for a while, but soon her robe lets slip, and it's obvious she's got nothing else on. The poor bloke breaks into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm, and says, "Let's go to my flat, I can hear someone coming." The guy follows her in. She closes the door, and leant against it whilst letting her robe to fall completely. Now nude, she purrs, "What would you say was my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaks, "It has to be your ears."
Astonished, and a little hurt, she asks, "My ears? Really? Look at these breasts!" she adds, cupping them. "They're full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. How the hell do you think that my best feature is my ears?!"
The man smiles slightly as he clears his throat. "Well, when you said earlier you heard someone coming?" The woman gave him a small nod, intrigued as to what excuse he'll say. "That... that was me."
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