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Today...
My friend came up to me panicking, so I said 'What's up?'
So she said, 'OMG! On kik last night I said, if 10 people said I suit the same boy I'll ask them out-'
'I'm guessing they did that?'
'... She put it on bbm, so like 5 people told her to tell me, so really it was only 7!'
'Well done!'

Later on...
'OMG they told him! Go tell him it was a joke,' she said.
'I'll tell him in math... Why did you even say that? Like who does that... Never mind'

EVERYONE DOES IT!!!!
Why is my generation so... failed?