@albisher

Why did the elephant cross the road. To pick up the squashed chicken..

@albisher

What do dogs have that no other animal has. Puppy dogs!.

@albisher

What do you call a gigantic polar bear. Nothing, you just run away!.

@albisher

Why did the frog say meow. He was learning a foreign language..

@albisher

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin. A lid!.

@VampireRipper

Bad Dog Yolk! ;)

What's on the top of a building. A wroof!.

@albisher

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan. He got cut off without a scent!.

@deano5

Birds

How do you make a birdbath. Call it smelly..