Alone

Make sure you have friends on the weekend cause if you don't then your alone
And when your alone you stay at home
When you stay at home you get bored and think
When you think you get sad
When you get sad you cry
When you cry you look ugly
When you look ugly you get teased
When you get teased you turn to food
When you turn to food you get fat
When you get fat you get unfit
When you get unfit you get heart problems
When you get heart problems you go to hospital
When you go hospital you die.

So have friends otherwise you die