A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze? " The bum said, "No. " The man asked, "Will you gamble it away? " The bum said, "No. " Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble? "
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