There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
Your feedback helps Eatonlynch understand what's working
Hi I'm 11 and Please follow me for jokes,poems,story and quotes .(the person in the picture is my little brother)And I also like G.A.A and tennis and sometimes soccer and love reading - Daniel
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read. " "It has NO plot and far too many characters.
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?.
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state...
Want to join the conversation? Sign in to leave a comment.