Universally Speaking

@iminyourprettylittlehead

I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely." -Skins.

@HicksyPixie13

Pippin's Logic

The closer we're to danger the further we are from harm. - Pippin Took.

@EchoHex96

Sherlock: Sex does not alarm me. Mycroft: How would you know. -- Me: oooh burn!!!!.

@MacDoom

"If you wake up one morning, and it's a particularly beautiful sunset, then you'll know we succeeded" -Capa, in Sunshine.

@NEmer

Promise me one thing: Don't take me home until I'm drunk-very drunk indeed. - Holly Golightly (Breakfast At Tiffany's 1961).

@Kathyc

I leave and she's 12, I come back after a week and she's 16. -Parental Guidance.

@brainfreezeno1

Simpson, Homer Simpson

Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree..

@pianohuman

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to bind them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. ~J. R. R. Tolkien.