Stewardess: Would you like a ham sandwich?
Uncle: Oh, sorry, I don't eat pork.
Stewardess: But it's ham, sir.
Uncle: But ham comes from a pig.
(moment of silence)
Stewardess: Let me get back to you, sir.
(20 mins later)
Stewardess: Would you like some cheese? It comes from a cow. I think...
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Way did the cow cross the road. Because the cow needed to be milked.
Way did a chicken cross the road. Because the chicken needed to be eaten.
Hur vet man att det varit en elefant i kylskåpet. - det står en motorcykel utanför...
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it. A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine..
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.
Q1: why do elephants were sandals on sand. A1: So they don't sink. Q2: why do ostriches stick there heads in the ground. A2: To see the elephants which didn't were sandals!.
What did the bird army general say whilst in a war. RETWEET!!.
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