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@albisher

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.

@adelekitty

Ha Ha

Q1: why do elephants were sandals on sand. A1: So they don't sink. Q2: why do ostriches stick there heads in the ground. A2: To see the elephants which didn't were sandals!.

@VampireRipper

What did the bird army general say whilst in a war. RETWEET!!.

@gosia

About A Cat

Why did a cat cross the road. Because the cat needed to be babyed.

@RBirch4

Fish Joke

You get two fish, what do you name them. 1 and 2, because if 1 dies you have still got 2!.

@hannahtummons

Dressage!

Just a gay horse. Hahahahahaha!!.

@awesome_angel

A Man With A Shark On His Head

What do you call a man with a shark in his head. An ambulance- and QUICK!.

@albisher

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it. A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine..