About A Cat

@hannahtummons

Dressage!

Just a gay horse. Hahahahahaha!!.

@awesome_angel

A Man With A Shark On His Head

What do you call a man with a shark in his head. An ambulance- and QUICK!.

@awesome_angel

A Man With A Seagull On His Head

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. Cliff!.

@wchuter

Monkeys

What is a monkey's favourite fruit. Ape-ricot..

@cleverprecy

C'mon Princess

Once upon a time, there was a depressed princess sitting by the river. She say the head of a frog and decided to take it out of the water thinking if she kissed it, it would turn into a prince.

@izzybizzie

Joke

Why did the cow do jumping jacks. Because it wanted a milkshake!!!.

@mikayla

Dad: how's you're chinchilla Me: chinchillen Dad: Me: Dad: Me: Dad: get out.....

@RBirch4

Fish Joke

You get two fish, what do you name them. 1 and 2, because if 1 dies you have still got 2!.