A Man With A Shark On His Head

@wchuter

Monkeys

What is a monkey's favourite fruit. Ape-ricot..

@cleverprecy

C'mon Princess

Once upon a time, there was a depressed princess sitting by the river. She say the head of a frog and decided to take it out of the water thinking if she kissed it, it would turn into a prince.

@izzybizzie

Joke

Why did the cow do jumping jacks. Because it wanted a milkshake!!!.

@mikayla

Dad: how's you're chinchilla Me: chinchillen Dad: Me: Dad: Me: Dad: get out.....

@stay_beautiful

Jobs.

My brother and his wife come over for a visit.

@Marshmallow

Dog

__________ /| __ __ |\ / | (•). .(•) |. \ / | !!!!. |. \ /~~|\___./\.___/.~~ \ /. \ . . \. / |\. / | | \.

@A_random_meg

Animal Random Joke

(The weird things happen) Psychiatrist: What's your problem. Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on. Patient: Ever since i was an egg. ((XD)).

@awesome_angel

A Man With A Seagull On His Head

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. Cliff!.