My brother and his wife come over for a visit.
His wife Jamie (she has 2 daughters at home,)was telling her husband/my brother (Kevin) and me about this type of dog she wanted,
Jamie: they're really smart
Kevin: can it do the dishes?
Jamie: no but it can get the newspaper,
Kevin: I'll take it If it can get a job,
Jamie: we keep the girls and they can't get jobs right now! So why can't we get this dog!
buh dum tsss
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