Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

@albisher

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road. A: To prove he wasn't chicken..

@brainfreezeno1

Fishy Puzzle

You start with 10 fish. 3 fish die, 5 drown, and you buy 2 more... How many fish do you have. Stop counting silly, fish can't Drown...!.

@albisher

Q: How do cats buy things. - A: From a cat-alogue!.

@Dimi

You know what the bee asked when it woke up. Q: to bee or not to bee???.

@annewitton

My Grandad's Favourite Joke

What do getting up at 5am and a pig's tail have in common. They're both twirly!.

@brainfreezeno1

Elephant

Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel: "That's a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face.".

@cherry_blossom

My Pet Rock

I cannot find him, he is lost, has anyone seen my pet rock. His name is fluffy he is brown with spotty black bits and a Wight mark on his leg.

@Momo

Hi ebb.