Two cats a French cat and an English cat decided to have a race across the English channel. The English cat was named onetwothree and the French cat was called undouxtrois. The English at won because the Un doux trois cat sank.
This will only be funny if you can count in French.
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Why did the duck needed to cross the street. to be quacked. Hahaha.
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animal are so cute i have a tea cup yorkie named Buddy.
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