About The Cow

@tingeling

Kul

Hur vet man att det varit en elefant i kylskåpet. - det står en motorcykel utanför...

@albisher

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it. A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine..

@albisher

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.

@adelekitty

Ha Ha

Q1: why do elephants were sandals on sand. A1: So they don't sink. Q2: why do ostriches stick there heads in the ground. A2: To see the elephants which didn't were sandals!.

@VampireRipper

What did the bird army general say whilst in a war. RETWEET!!.

@gosia

About A Cat

Why did a cat cross the road. Because the cat needed to be babyed.

@RBirch4

Fish Joke

You get two fish, what do you name them. 1 and 2, because if 1 dies you have still got 2!.

@gosia

About A Chicken

Way did a chicken cross the road. Because the chicken needed to be eaten.