Every morning when I went into my bathroom there was a small spider I'm my bath and no I didn't scream like a little girl every time, well I thought it was just normal but then on Sunday I decided to let it out and put it out side to be free however this morning I stepped outside to go out when I appeared to have stepped on Fr...I mean the spider and it made me think that the bath is the safest place in the home even if you do slip, fall and break your arm.
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By Will -------------------- Ouch o were is my arm o hello python what why is my arm in your mouth o I can tickle you because I can move my fingers.
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