The Exchange Student

The friend’s family is entertaining an exchange student. Exchange student arrives at the house where the family has prepared a lovely lunch out on the patio. It’s been a long trip though, and the exchange student needs to go to the bathroom. She goes upstairs and pinches one off. However, the flush mechanism won’t dispatch the turd in question. Fearing huge embarrassment on the first day of her visit, she reaches into the toilet, grabs the turd, and hurls it out of the bathroom window. Whereupon it lands on the dining table on the patio outside, with the family already gathered around.