Chuck Norris

@Gideon

John

John was a happy man, he lived in a shed, drove a lawn mower and had a nice red hat and a fishing rod. He had a peaceful life until the kids came round and threw him in the pond to drown.....

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@Lolrayhashersay

Eats Shoots And Leaves

One day a panda walked into a bar. He ordered a lettuce sandwich and took a seat at a small table. When he had finished his meal he stood up and shot the man at the next table.

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@LHenderson9

Be Honest

You've all at one point when running round a field in PE cutting the corners because your a fearless bastard.

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@LHenderson9

Go To Your Room

Mom-go to your room. You- what where my warm bed, tv and Xbox is..

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@LHenderson9

Farts

Sometimes When you cry ,no one sees your tears. Sometimes when your happy ,no one sees your smile but when you fart everybody knows..

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@parsnip

True Story

An old lady called the fire brigade and asked them to get her cat out of a tree with their ladders. They rescued the cat. The old lady thanked them, then they drove off - and ran over the cat.

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@SwaggaLove13

Evil Unicorn-My dream

I'm an evil zombie unicorn, that's waiting to die so I can be a evil unicorn ghost; haunting and possessing souls of many. I gallop evily over double rainbows. I'm that amazing.

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@anunkindnessofravens

A Short Story

There once was a man named Charlie. He was very short. The End..

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