One day a panda walked into a bar. He ordered a lettuce sandwich and took a seat at a small table. When he had finished his meal he stood up and shot the man at the next table! As he left the room the bar owner asked him, "what was all that about?" The panda replied... It's in the dictionary look it up. The bar owner opened a large dictionary from the nearby shelf. Panda.... Eats, shoots and leaves.
So punctuation pays.
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