True Story

@simplywil

that moment

when you think you should kiss them, but you arent sure if you should, or if they want you to...so you try and it ends in misery. that is the story of how i met your mother, hon.

@burgerboy

School!

In class today,but the teacher moved me from my friend.

@jumpinglemon

SockPlanet - The Day Before

Here is the first line from my new book. This is the first time I have shared it with anyone. Exclusive to Opuss readers :) "It was like any other day in SockPlanet, completely different.".

@womble

The Witch

Wind chimes.. Music to some people's ears and a streaming disgrace to others. Clonking away keeping me awake - If I go and hum loudly through their letter box do you think they'll get the point.

@tattoodevil13

Young Love

My 5 yr old son came home from school & told me he had fallen in love with a girl 3 yrs older than him.

@tattoodevil13

Life & Death

Mum:"are u still gonna marry me when u grow up?" Son:"no u will be dead soon I need to start looking for young girls" I'm 40 & he's 5. Lmao.

@Zorua101

Texas Jail

A woman in Texas bought a car and wanted to check the size of the boot, so she asked her family to lock her inside it. After the boot was closed the woman realised she was still holding the keys.

@Dark_Cityxx

Out of nowhere, that sinking horrible feeling. Deep in the back of the eyes, in the pit of your stomach, barely able to function as it steadily takes over.