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that moment

when you think you should kiss them, but you arent sure if you should, or if they want you to...so you try and it ends in misery. that is the story of how i met your mother, hon. she was the one i met after that moment.

simplywil

@simplywil

tempered philosophical ideologies that have been forged in the fires of our histories' malcontent. compassion, reason, kindness, objectivity.

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