Wind chimes..
Music to some people's ears and a streaming disgrace to others.
Clonking away keeping me awake -
If I go and hum loudly through their letter box do you think they'll get the point.
I may commit a crime tonight .
She's a white witch, needs them to channel energyfor healing - yes mine , leave me some behind you evil mind sucking wench
I 'm loosing the will to live
I think I'm dieing
Woke up, bought some wind chimes- mine sound so much nicer
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30 something Photographer with a passion for living, loving and laughing. Sometimes grumpy, sometimes frivolous. Side kick called Lua who is a jack Russell and by far the more mature one. I'm wibble1234 on instagram for iPhone type pix
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