Never Go Shopping Without Headphones

@darraghoco

How I met your mother is modern f.r.i.e.n.d.s!.

@rebeccanicholl

My Granny Has A Goat

"Mum!!. Have you seen Billy?" "No!" replied mum. Billy is my Granny's goat. My granny is 82 and has a boyfriend called Bob, yes I said she was 82 and has a boyfriend.

@Bilaterus

A Slow Day

"You have been charged with breaking and entering, destruction of property and homicide. Does the defendant have anything to say?" The guilty man slowly rose and faced the judge.

@trueblood98

Bed Bugs

When I was 5 years old. My dad only once always say to me before I go to bed, " Don't let the bed bugs bite." And then, I would start crying, scared that bugs might creep into my room, and bite me..

@Selina

The Llama Song

Hey i just met u And this is crazy Heres my llama So call me maybe And all the other goats Will try to chase me So heres my llama And it has raibies.

@StoryTeller

My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm.

@Zorua101

My Minecraft Failure

I had built a massive airship and I was installing some cannons as firepower. I got it working perfectly, so I gradually made my way up the TNT scale, since I had Mo-Explosives.

@darraghoco

Brocabulary

My name is Broseph. My broffesion is a broffesional bro karter. Ive formed a bro-alition with brosaphine. Thank you for listening bros..