My Granny Has A Goat

@trueblood98

Bed Bugs

When I was 5 years old. My dad only once always say to me before I go to bed, " Don't let the bed bugs bite." And then, I would start crying, scared that bugs might creep into my room, and bite me..

@Selina

The Llama Song

Hey i just met u And this is crazy Heres my llama So call me maybe And all the other goats Will try to chase me So heres my llama And it has raibies.

@StoryTeller

My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm.

@Zorua101

My Minecraft Failure

I had built a massive airship and I was installing some cannons as firepower. I got it working perfectly, so I gradually made my way up the TNT scale, since I had Mo-Explosives.

@lilsandstorm

How To Fly

First, flap your wings. Then jump off a cliff. THEN FLY..

@Kamzi

The Snubs Part 1

Once upon a time is a rubbish start. Okay, Here we go... In an apocalyptic wasteland... Lived a small furry brown creature called mr.Snub.

@dm12022

Burger And Chips

Hospitality often delves into the realms of comedy. An episode of faulty towers is never a stone throw away from the reality. A complaint. The end of the world is neigh.

@Bilaterus

A Slow Day

"You have been charged with breaking and entering, destruction of property and homicide. Does the defendant have anything to say?" The guilty man slowly rose and faced the judge.